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Mystery Man Frees Lab Monkeys
Monks Riot at GuerrillaWrench Concert
Anonymous Phone Tip Lands Senator in Hot Water
GuerrillaWrench Singer Loses Hair in Lightning Strike
Power Outage Disrupts Republican Convention
Empire Strikes Back: Officer Punches Self in Face
Stigmata Epidemic
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