Here I Sit All Broken Hearted

Anything off the top of my head.....every thing has two meanings.

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Why do we pay for speeding tickets? Are the cops on a payrol or just good guys out to save society from itself?

Objection. You are leading the witness.

But the witness is always lead, your Honor. Even you saying the comment was leading was in itself a leading statement.